Q. A city in which no one can live?
Q. Why is electricity so dangerous?
A. Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself properly.
Q. How did the blonde try to save electricity?
A. She plugged her power strip back into itself.
Q. Why do transformers hum?
A. They don't know the words.
Q. Why did the lights go out?
A. Because they liked each other!
Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh, no I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very, very small snack foods.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
My dad said to me, 'Son, today I fought off the powers of darkness.'
I said, 'How did you do that?'
He said, 'I paid the electricity bill.'
"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."